Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Yo Mama - Nasty

Yo mama so nasty, I had a Zoom call with her and got Rona'd

Anonymous

MJ Fox in the Hospital

Q: What did the doctor say about Michael J Fox in the hospital?
A: He'll be okay, he's just shaking it off.

Anonymous

Got HAGS?

The doctor tells his patient that he has “HAGS.”“What on earth is HAGS?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “It’s a combination of herpes, aids, gonorrhea and syphilis. The only cure is complete isolation and a diet of pancakes and bacon.” “Pancakes and bacon?” asks the patient. “Yes,” says the doctor. “It’s the only food we can slide under the door.”

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