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Disease / Afflictions Jokes
The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.
Pregnancy Causes What?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
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Clearing It
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that is sitting near him that he can fart out the tune to The Star Spangeled Banner! Everyone who hears this wants to see him do it. So he tells everyone to gather around him, then he climbs up on the bar, drops his trousers and proceeds to take a massive dump on the bar counter. After he finishes the disgusted bartender says, "Why in the hell did you shit on my bar?" The drunk replies "Even Elvis had to clear his throat!"
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Dead Dog Or...
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
A: An infected pussy on your organ.
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