Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Bulimic Stag Party

Q. How can you tell if your at a bulimic stag party?
A. The cake jumps out of the girl.

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The Surgical Error

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.  Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic, his surgeon comes in and tells him:  "Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news for you."
"Give me the bad news first, Doc," says the patient.
"I'm afraid that we accidentally cut your balls off during surgery, son."
"Oh my god!" the patient cries, breaking into tears.
"But the good news," the doctor adds, "is that we had them biopsied and you'll be relieved to know that they weren't malignant!"

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Go Mexico

I’m surprised the Corona virus started in China
I thought it would have started in Mexico.

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