Laughter is the Best Medicine

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine. I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.

Baby Job

Three babies in the womb discuss what they would like to be when they grow up. The first one says, "I wanna be a plumber, so I can fix the pipes in here." The second one says, "I wanna be an electrician, so I can get some lights in here." The third one says, "I wanna be a boxer." The others look confused and ask, "Why do you want to be a boxer?" He proudly replies, "So I can beat the hell out of that rude bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us."

Post Op

After her operation, the famous movie star was propped up in bed in her private room as the doctor did his rounds. "Tell me, how are you feeling now?" he asked." A lot better, thank you," purred the star in reply. "But one thing does bother me. When will I be able to resume a normal sex life?"  "Oh, that's rather hard to say," said the doctor. "I've never been asked that after a tonsillectomy before."