Leper Hockey Game

Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?
A: There was a face-off in the corner.

Did the Hunchback Steal the Ball?

A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children. He stops, turns around and shouts, "Will you all get lost! I haven't got your bloody ball!"

Men With No Arms or Legs

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water
A: Bob.
Q   On the wall? 
A   Art.
Q   On the floor? 
A: Matt.