Disability Jokes - Deaf Jokes

Night Fight

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Anonymous

Tough Luck

Q: What did the blind, deaf, mute, quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?
A: Cancer!

Anonymous

Horrible Christmas Gift

Q: What did the deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.

Anonymous
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