Did the Hunchback Steal the Ball?

A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children. He stops, turns around and shouts, "Will you all get lost! I haven't got your bloody ball!"

Men With No Arms or Legs

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water
A: Bob.
Q   On the wall? 
A   Art.
Q   On the floor? 
A: Matt.

New Scientific Theories

New scientific theories 1st Runner Up - If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world's great literary works in Braille.