Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Asteroid Hits Earth

Top Advantages of An Asteroid Really Hitting Earth

  • You'd be able to surf in South Dakota.
  • Wouldn't have to hear that garbage Aerosmith song anymore.
  • The one dinosaur on the planet (here's a clue..he's purple) would be extinct.
  • We'd miss out on Tony Danza's or Jenny McCarthy's next sitcom.
  • Puts a major damper on that Molly Hatchet/Judas Priest reunion tour.
  • Pretty good chance that the Gorditas Dog from the Taco Bell commercials wouldn't survive.
  • There'd be no more movies on the topic, that's for sure. 

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Astronomy Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes
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Polygon Definition

Q: What is a polygon?
A: A dead parrot!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Irish Abortion Clinics

Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?
A: It has a 12 month waiting list.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes , Riddles
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