Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Cannibal Food

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender missionary. I've baked 'em, I've roasted 'em, I've stewed 'em, I've barbequed 'em, I've even tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender." The second cannibal asks, "What kind of missionary do you use?" The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and their sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads." "Ah ha!" he replies. "No wonder.. those are friars!"

Categories: Religion Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes , Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Blue Note

Was going to tell a joke about a smurf that's into autoerotic asphyxiation
But it's too blue.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes , Sex Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Written By: KielPhillips

Cannibal Family

Q: What was the cannibal called who ate his father's sister?
A: An aunt-eater!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Aunt Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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