Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Blue Note

Was going to tell a joke about a smurf that's into autoerotic asphyxiation
But it's too blue.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes , Sex Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Written By: KielPhillips

Cannibal Family

Q: What was the cannibal called who ate his father's sister?
A: An aunt-eater!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Aunt Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Happens all the time

A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at his apartment. He makes love to one, and then starts to work on the other. He realizes that the first one might get bored watching, so he her asks what she'd like to do. She says, "Is that a trombone in the corner? I'd love to play your trombone." So she plays it while he screws her sister. A few weeks later, the girls are walking past the guy's apartment building. One of the girls says, "Let's stop up and see that guy." The other girl says, "Gee...do you think he'd remember us?"

Categories: Appearance Jokes , Disability Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes)
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