Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Lost

Q: What’s empty and goes round and around?
A: A Malaysia Airlines baggage carousel.

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Long Line

My girlfriend has asked if I want to go to karaoke. I've decided to do Whitney Houston's biggest hit. You know, that one she took in the bath. Anything to avoid having to go to karaoke.

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House Puzzle

Q: A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke and heard a crash, instantly, she died of shock. What kind of house did she live in?
A: A lighthouse!

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