Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Dead Wife?

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!

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Boyle Sat in a Belfast Confessional

Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned," he said. "I've blown up three hundred miles of English railroad!" "All right, my son," admonished the priest. "For penance, finish off the stations!"

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Lost

Q: What’s empty and goes round and around?
A: A Malaysia Airlines baggage carousel.

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