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Scared To Death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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General's Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National Cemetery. All the air lines were booked and there were no other planes available. Someone came up with the idea of using a helicopter. It arrived at 5:00 A.M.The newspapers reported the incident with the headlines, "The Whirly Bird Gets The Urn"
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Married Men Live Longer
Q: Have you ever read that married men live longer than single men?
A: What they don't tell you is that married men are much more willing to die.
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