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Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes
Betty Crocker Passes
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away? The funeral is set at 4:50 for ten to fifteen minutes.
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Lawyer's Funeral
Q: Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer's funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
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As Seen On T.V.
Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got a call from a 47-year-old woman who wanted to have her husband shot. She was sentenced to four years in jail.
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