Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Celebrity RIP

Just when we thought there were no more celebrities to die and then WHAM!

Anonymous

Princess Diana

Q: Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
A: She wasn’t wearing her seat belt.

Anonymous

The Dead Dog

There's a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog called Fido, who's 24. One day the dog tragically dies, and they bury him but keep his tail separate as a memorial. That night, the man hears a strange noise and rushes downstairs to find the dog's ghost, demanding for his tail back. The man was just about to give the tail back when the wife rushed down and said "Don't give it back! Don't give it back!'' "Why?" asked the man. "You're not allowed to retail spirits after 12:00!"

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