Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Heaven's Gate Culters

Q: You know about the 39 Heaven's Gate culters who killed themselves?
A: They found another one underneath the sink... behind the Comet.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Final Curtain

At his annual checkup, a man is told that he has contracted a deadly disease and has only twelve hours to live. His only consolation is that it’s not contagious. When he gets home, he tells his wife the awful news. She is devastated and says, “Honey, let’s make love tonight. It will be the night of your life.” They make love with a passion, and it’s amazing, and they kiss and go to sleep. A little while later he wakes her up and says, “How about we do it again?” They make love again, and it’s even better and more bittersweet. They are exhausted. Sensing the end approaching, the husband asks, “Hey, how about just one more time?” “That’s easy for you to say,” the wife says. “You don’t have to get up in the morning.”

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Anonymous

Britney Spears Drinking Milk

Q: How did Britney Spears die while drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous
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