Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Princess Diana Alive

Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?
A: Scratching like hell to get out of her coffin!

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Terrorist Logic

When having a decapitation contest, remember, 2 heads are better than 1

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Written By: KielPhillips

Proper Weight For An Attorney

Q: What is the proper weight for an attorney?
A: About 3 pounds...not counting the urn!

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