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Princess Diana Alive
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?
A: Scratching like hell to get out of her coffin!
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Terrorist Logic
When having a decapitation contest, remember, 2 heads are better than 1
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Proper Weight For An Attorney
Q: What is the proper weight for an attorney?
A: About 3 pounds...not counting the urn!
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