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Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Happy Birthdead
Q: What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A: A dead puppy!
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Motorcycle Crash
I looked out of my window in horror yesterday as a crowd gathered around a crashed motorcyclist. I rushed outside yelling, "Let me through, let me through" A man at the front said, "Thank God for that, are you a Doctor"?
I said "No, that's my fucking Pizza"
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Kissing Grandma
Q: What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
A: When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
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