Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Cannibals and Clowns?

Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: They taste funny!!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Honesty is the best policy

A very, very rich gentleman dies, leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO, and a Lawyer. But being the eccentric he was, his will stipulated that each one must place their third of the money in his coffin before he is put in his final resting place. The funeral comes and goes. Over a year later the three friends are talking over lunch and the topic of the old man and his strange ways comes into the conversation. The Doctor finally says "I have to be honest, I didn't place ALL of the money into his coffin, I kept five million". Then the CEO states "Well, I have to admit that I too kept some of the cash. Ten million to be exact". The Lawyer glares at the two and says, "I am ashamed of you two, I wrote a check for the full amount!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Banker Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Casket Jokes)
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Anonymous

Ashes

My mom just told me to cremate her and put her ashes in an hour glass so that even after she's dead and gone she can continue telling me how much time I'm wasting.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Submitted BY: Megan
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