Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Suicide Attempt

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill herself?
A: She jumped out a basement window!

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Riddles
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Hard Times

Q: What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals? 
A: Mourning Wood.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Faulty Parachute

A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes his chute is broken. He doesn't know anything about parachutes, but as he approaches the ground, he realizes his options are limited. He takes off the parachute and tries to fix it himself on the way down.
The wind is ripping past his face, he's dropping like a rock, and at 5000 feet, another man goes shooting up past him. In desperation, the man with the chute looks up and yells, "Hey! Do you know anything about parachutes?!"
The guy flying up looks down and yells, "No, do you know anything about gas stoves?!"

Categories: Travel Jokes (Plane Trip Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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