Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Raw Materials

About 1,375 olives are pressed in order to make 1 liter of olive oil, 8,435 sunflower seeds to make a liter of sunflower oil...
Don't even get me started on baby oil.

Anonymous

Worried Mom.

A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. "Doctor," she said, "I can't sleep at night. When I'm in the next room, I have this dreadful fear that I won't hear the baby if he falls out of the crib at night. What should I do?"  "Easy," said the doctor. "Just take the carpet off the floor."

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Anonymous

Heaven's Gate Culters

Q: You know about the 39 Heaven's Gate culters who killed themselves?
A: They found another one underneath the sink... behind the Comet.

Anonymous
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