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Q: How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.
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Anonymous
Baby Feet First
Q: Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the expression on its face!
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Perspective
A priest has a heart attack, and is rushed to the hospital. He wakes up as he's being rushed through hallways on a gurney by two nurses. "Am I in heaven?" asks the disoriented priest. "No" says one of the nurses, "We're just taking a short cut through the children's ward."
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