Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Acne and Catholic Priests

Q: What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12!

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Submitted BY: Rhyknow

Always Fun

Q: Why will dead baby jokes always be fun?
A: They will never get old.

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Can I Take His Place

An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor. "So, what is it?" grumbled the governor. "Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney, "and I want to take his place." The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."

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