All is Quiet

A rural school asked the children to write about a recent exciting event in their lives. A small boy is selected to read out his composition. “Daddy fell in the well last week…” he begins. “Gracious,” said his teacher. “Is he all right now?” “He must be,” replies the boy. “He stopped yelling for help yesterday.”

Tombstone Epitaph II

Tombstone Epitaph In a London, England cemetery: Ann Mann
Here lies Ann Mann, who lived as an old maid, but died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767

At the Crazy Farm

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand. Meanwhile, another patient was in the room, hanging from the ceiling by his feet. The doctor asked his patient what he was doing, sitting on the floor. The patient replied in an irritated fashion, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired, "And what is the fellow hanging from the ceiling doing?" "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor asks, "If he's your friend, don't you think you should get him down from there before he hurts himself?" "What? And work in the dark!?!"