Jean Claude, Segal and Arnold on Halloween

Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, "I think I'll go as Beethoven." Steven Segal sees a costume that grabs his attention and says, "I'll be Mozart." Arnold had a tough time finding a costume that he liked, but he eventually found one that appeased his interest. He picks up a costume and said, "I'll be Bach."

Smith @ Oscars

Q: What happened to Will Smith after his stupid stunt at the Oscars?
A: He was sent to live with his Aunt and Uncle in Bel-Air

Sinatra's Obituary

Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died. Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."