Bar Jokes - Animal in Bar Jokes

Penguin In A Bar

A penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman "have you seen my brother?"... and the barman says "I don't know, what does he look like?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes)
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Anonymous

Alligator Trick

A guy walks into a bar with a 10 foot long alligator. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that animal outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'll get sued." The guy says, "No no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you." He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth, zips up his pants, and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?" The drunk at the end of the bar says, "Yah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Bar Jokes (Bar Trick Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Bartender Surprise

A gorilla walks into a crowded bar, and being a huge gorilla, he has no trouble getting attention from the bartender and ordering. “I’ll have a Martini, please,” he says. The bartender figures the ape probably doesn’t know much about drink prices, and he says, “That’ll be $17.50.” To make small talk while making change, the bartender says, “Hey, you know, we don’t get many gorillas coming in here ordering Martinis.” The gorilla says, “At $17.50, I’m not surprised.”

Categories: Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Alcohol Jokes (Martini Jokes)
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