Bar Jokes

Split Bar

A guy walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs back a beer and says, "All the guys on this side of the bar are cocksuckers! Anyone got a problem with that?" Everyone is understandably silent. He then, chugs back another beer and says, "All the guys on the other side of the bar are motherfuckers! Anyone got a problem with that?" Everyone is silent, again.  Then one man gets up from his stool and starts to walk toward the man. The man seated asks, "You got a problem, buddy?" He replied, "No, I'm just on the wrong side of the bar!"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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Anonymous

Pick Up and Put Down!

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you!" The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!"

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Introduction Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Pickup Rejections)
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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Drunk Driving

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Stupid) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes)
Anonymous
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