Bar Jokes

Homeless Meal Items

Three bums were outside a bar. The first one went in and asked for a fork. The second one went in and also asked for a fork. Then the third one went in and wanted a straw. At this point, the bartender became curious. "How come all your friends want forks and you want a straw?" "Well," the bum said, "the dog threw up and the chunks are all gone."

Categories: Gross Jokes , Food Jokes , Bar Jokes
Anonymous

Seen You Before?

A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
"Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V.D. clinic."

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Anonymous

He's a Drunk Driver

There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out.  "YOU'RE DRUNK!", exclaimed the police officer.  "Thank God for that!", said the drunk, "I thought the steering had gone."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes)
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Anonymous
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