Art & Music Jokes

How Many Bagpipers?

Q: How many bagpipers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 5-one to do it, and four to criticise his fingering style.

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An English Horn

Q: Why is wetting your pants like playing an English Horn?
A: Both give you a warm feeling but no one notices.

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Large Violas

Q: Why are violas so large?
A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, just that the viola player's heads are so small.

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