Art & Music Jokes

Who Would You Trust?

Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions? An in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?
A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes (Band Jokes) , Art & Music Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Not the Intended Profession

A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Get out of here with that dog!" The guy says, "But this isn't just any dog... this dog can play the piano!" The bartender hooks a thumb over at a piano in the corner, "If that dog can play that piano, you both get a drink on the house!" The guy sits the dog on the piano stool, and the dog starts playing.  Ragtime, Mozart... and the bartender and patrons are loving it. Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff of the neck, and drags him out.  The bartender asks the guy, "What was that all about?" The guy replies, "Oh, that was his mother.  She wanted him to be a dentist."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Art & Music Jokes (Pianist Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Dentist Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
Anonymous

Trumpets and Guns

In a small town, a man opened a small store selling trumpets and guns.
One day his neighbor pays him a visit and says, "So how is your strange business going?" "What do you mean strange?" "Because you sell only trumpets and guns!" "So?" "Well, let me put it this way, what do you sell the most, trumpets or guns?"
"It evens itself out. Each time a customer buys a trumpet, one of his neighbors buys a gun."

Categories: Art & Music Jokes (Band Jokes)
Anonymous
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