Art & Music Jokes

Museum Robbery

An art museum thief is caught when he tries to get away. A reporter asks him what went wrong with the heist. He answers " I didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

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Theremin for Sale

I'm selling my Theremin
I haven't touched it in years.

Submitted BY: Cinder2010

A Chain Saw and a Bagpipe

Q: How do you make a chain saw sound like a bagpipe? 
A: Add vibrato.

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