Art & Music Jokes

Printer Tunes

Q: Why was music coming from the printer?
A: The paper was jammin.

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Bass V Piano

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

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Who Would You Trust?

Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions? An in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?
A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.

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