Art & Music Jokes

The Duel

Q: Why did the artist bring a pencil and paper to a duel?
A: He wanted to draw his weapon.

Anonymous

The Lead Singer

Q: How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.

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Anonymous

Vampire Rap

What did the street gang member say to Dracula about his attempt at rapping?
"You suck, blood"

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Written By: KielPhillips
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