Your Repertoire.

Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the green room after a concert. "There's not much room on this page," he said. "What shall I write?" Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint, "Write your repertoire."

Tenor Intelligence

Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?
A: When the other tenors notice.

The Duel

Q: Why did the artist bring a pencil and paper to a duel?
A: He wanted to draw his weapon.