Appearance Jokes

Born Beautiful

You're lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

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Girl at Dermatologist

Dermatologist: "Good News my dear, after looking through your test results I'm happy to report you will no longer be plagued by pimples." Girl: "Wow! That's great! Why?" Dermatologist: "There's no more space."

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Skeleton Who Won't Get Up

Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings?
A: Lazy bones!

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