Appearance Jokes

Yo Mama - Imaginary Friend

Yo mama so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Chevy

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

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Anonymous

Locate your Heart

An old lady's husband had just died and she felt their was no reason to live anymore. She called the doctor and asked exactly where her heart was. He told her it should be under her left breast. That night she went to the emergency room with a gun shot in the knee.

Anonymous
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