Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Chicken and Centipede

Q: What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

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Chickens Grow

Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: Eggplants!

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Chicken Coop

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

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