Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Good Health

Q: Is chicken soup good for your health?
A: Not if you're the chicken!

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Cactus Cross the Road

Q: Why did the cactus cross the road?
A: It was stuck to the chicken.

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Chicken and Centipede

Q: What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

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