Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Chicken Visits Library

Chicken walks into the library. The Chicken goes "BbbbbOook!" and the librarian nods at a fellow bystander and goes, "This chicken is serious about reading." The second time the chicken comes through the library, the librarian gets curious as to what the chicken is reading. The chicken walks out of the library, being followed by the librarian, the chicken walks into the swamp and shows the book to a frog. The frog then goes, "Readit".

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Cross The Road - Blind Blonde

Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?
A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.

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Chicken Ain't Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: 'Cause he freakin' felt like it!

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