Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

He Taught The Squirrel

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the squirrel it CAN be done!

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Those Dumb Blondes

Q: What does a blonde do after she finishes sucking c**k?
A: Spits out the feathers.

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Chickens to Screw in Lightbulb II

Q: How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, and she'll screw it in as soon as she decides it isn't going to hatch.

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