Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Chicken Ain't Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: 'Cause he freakin' felt like it!

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Hamster Cross the Road

Q: Why did the hamster cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck in the Chicken's ass!

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Chicken Run Football Field

Q: Why did the chicken run onto the football field?
A: Because the umpire called a foul.

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