Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Barbecuing Chicken

Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbecuing a chicken on a manual rotisserie.
A drunk comes walking along and says, "Hey, man...the music stopped, and your monkey's on fire."

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Chicken Stick

Q: If fruit grows on a fruit tree, then what does chicken grow on?
A: A Poul-try

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Chicken Lay Eggs

Q: Why does a chicken lay eggs?
A: Because if she dropped them, they'd break.

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