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Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Chicken Lay Eggs
Q: Why does a chicken lay eggs?
A: Because if she dropped them, they'd break.
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Drunk Chicken
Q: What do you get from a drunk chicken?
A: Scotch eggs!
Categories:
Animal Jokes
(Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes)
, Alcohol Jokes
(Scotch Jokes)
, Word Play Jokes
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Elephant Braver Than The Hen
Q: Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
A: Because the elephant isn't chicken!
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Funny Thoughts
, Animal Jokes
(Elephant Jokes)
, Animal Jokes
(Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes)
, Word Play Jokes
, Riddles
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