Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Chick Trouble

Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!

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A grain of wheat?

After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believes he is a grain of wheat. However, one day he and a friend came across a chicken, and John was terrified. "Why are you so afraid, you're not a grain of wheat after all," his friend asked. John replied, "You know it and I know it, but the chicken doesn't know it."

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Break Up

Q: What has to be broken before you can use it?
A: An egg.

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