Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Drunk Chicken

Q: What do you get from a drunk chicken?
A: Scotch eggs!

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Elephant Braver Than The Hen

Q: Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
A: Because the elephant isn't chicken!

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Air Scare

Q: What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?
A: A chicken.

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