Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Cock Fights

How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight? He enters a duck. How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck. How can you tell if an Italian is present? The duck wins.

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Chicken Cross The Road Sexual Relations

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more time. I did not have sexual relations with that chicken.

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Jail Time

Q: Why did the chicken get sent off?
A: For persistent fowl play!

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