Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Nutty Poultry

Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo cluck!

Anonymous

Rooster Bash

Q: What do you call two roosters having a fight?
A: A Cock-a-Doodle-Duel!

Anonymous

Redneck Guessing Game

Two rednecks, Jethro and Fester, meet on a country road. Jethro is carrying a big bag labeled, "CHICKENS." "CHICKENES, eh?" says the Fester. "Hmmmm, if I guesses how many chickens you gots in dat there bag, will you give me one?" "Heck," says the Jethro, "Iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of em." Fester scratches his head and guesses, "Ummmm... five?!"

Anonymous
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