Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

What Came First?

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A: I'd have to say it was the rooster!

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City Chicken

Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement?
A: She laid a sidewalk!

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Poultry Kick

Q: What did the chicken do when she saw a bucket of fried chicken?
A: She kicked the bucket!

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