Animal Jokes - Pig Jokes

Arrested Pig -Riddles

Q: When the officer arrested the pig, what did he put on his wrists?
A: Ham cuffs.

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Dinosaur and a Pig

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
A: Jurassic pork.

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Sex With The Pig

A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm. He walks over to his wife, who's laying in bed. "See!" he yells, "this is the pig I have to have sex with whenever you get one of your headaches!" The wife says, "You know that's a sheep under your arm, don't you?" The farmer says, "I wasn't talking to you."

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