Animal Jokes - Pig Jokes

Pig's Ears

A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant, "Do you have pig's ears?" The counter assistant replies, "No, it's just the way my hair is parted!"

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Pig Ballet

Q:  What is a pigs favorite ballet?
A:  Swine Lake!

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The Blonde and the Pig

A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, "Where did you get her?" The pig answered, "I won her at the fair."

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Submitted BY: jokestahh
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