Animal Jokes

LOL with a rich selection of very funny animal jokes. Jokerz has the best collection of animal jokes, check out our animal jokes and laugh away!

Yo Mama - Fur Coat

Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Anonymous

Snake Hand

Q: Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?
A: Someone else's.

Anonymous

Turtle Cross

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station!

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