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Animal Jokes

LOL with a rich selection of very funny animal jokes. Jokerz has the best collection of animal jokes, check out our animal jokes and laugh away!

Fish

Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.
A: Because they travel in schools.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Animal Jokes , School Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Gorilla Nostrils

Q: Why do gorillas have large nostrils?
A: Because they have fat fingers.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Gross Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Submitted BY: MandMsRED3

Here's Little Johnny!

A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify. She drew a picture of a cow on the blackboard and said, "Who can tell me what this is?" A little girl raised her hand. "Yes, Janie, what do you think it is?" "It's a cow, teacher." "Very good, Janie," said the teacher. Then she drew a picture of a pig, and a little boy answered correctly. She drew several other barnyard animals and was unable to stump the class. Finally, she decided to try something a little more difficult. She drew a stag with a large spread of antlers. The kids just stared, but nobody offered an answer. "I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "What does your mommy call your daddy when she's trying to be 'lovey-dovey'?" Instantly, little Johnny raised his hand and said,  "Ooh, ooh!, I know, Teacher. It's a big horny bastard!"

Categories: Animal Jokes , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , Sex Jokes , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
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