Animal Jokes

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Snakes Rule

Q: Why do you measure snakes in inches?
A: Because they don't have any feet.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Fur Coat

Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Anonymous

Snake Hand

Q: Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?
A: Someone else's.

Anonymous
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