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Bear In A Bar
A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a .............................. packet of peanuts."
The bartender said, "Why the big paws?"
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Hickory Dickory Dock
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one, but the rest got away with minor injuries.
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A Snake in Your Toilet
Q: What do you do if you find a venomous snake in your toilet?
A: Wait until he's finished!
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